Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Things NOT to buy your Sweetie on Valentine's


Well, Valentine's Day is tomorrow! Do you have plans for Valentine's? My husband and I have never been fans of standing in long line-ups for dinner or buying overpriced flowers. Instead, Tim and a few of his closest friends have a tradition: the boys plan the night for us ladies and we LOVE it!  It usually consists of ALOT of chips and an entre of undercooked pasta but hey...we don’t care! If we don’t have to cook that night, we’re in there like swimwear!

Now, I have a feeling that some of you men are starting to have sweat drip down your temples as Valentine’s approaches and you’re unsure of what to do for your sweetheart. Do not fear…. I’ve gathered some of my very best friends to help YOU with this common Valentines dilemma. If you're anything like my Dad and brother who leave it 'til the day of,  this will help you avoid making bad decisions when rushed. Pretty sure I'll be hearing from them on Thursday. :)  Without further adieu, I present to you…. 

THE TOP THINGS NOT TO BUY YOUR SWEETIE ON VALENTINE'S



#5. Wrinkle Cream
This, my friends, is what happens when you leave things 'til the last minute and go to the nearest store. The drug store. You're thinking that she loves soft skin and she spends so much time on her skin care regiment that she'll love this. This may be the case!  However, buying her wrinkle cream (or any skin care cream, for that matter) just says to her that she's getting old, her skin is sagging, and she'd better firm it up before it's too late. Take my word for it, stay away from the drug store. 



#4 Diet Books and Gym Memberships

Need I really explain this? Put the book down and go to the home design section in chapters. This is not your section. 



#3 Nair Hair removal Cream

Again, I said to stay away from the drug store! This is like you walked into the store and just found the first thing you saw in her favourite colour, PINK. This is a serious No, No; especially if her nickname is Charlie. 




#2 Cooking Classes

This one is risky business. If there's a gift that could go either way... I recommend you avoid it.  If you just said, "Baby I love your cooking, but....." the other night, don't buy it.  We all know that if there's a "BUT" at the end of a sentence, it cancels out everything you just said before it. A wonderful gift idea? Absolutely! Heartfelt? Yes!  But if you just complained about her meatloaf, then I would suggest not going there. HOWEVER... if the cooking lesson is with HIM (see above) then throw out this warning because it DOES NOT APPLY. :) 



#1 SPANX SIMPLICITY SHAPER

Now I know you're saying to yourself, "that sounds simple and looks kinda neat".  It's true... it is simple. Simply don't buy it. When you see it, don't walk away from it, RUN.  Even though she may have mentioned that she wants a pair, I recommend you don't buy it for her. This will not end well. I promise you. 



So I hope you found this helpful. I'm not just a realtor but also a relationship coach! Who knew?! Print this list off and keep it in your back pocket. I promise you it's your guide to a successful Valentine's. 

HAPPY VALENTINE'S TO YOU! 

PS: Maybe you have some great suggestions of what TO DO for your sweetie? Ladies chime in! Let's help the men in our community out and be sure to 'SHARE' this list to keep all the men in your life out of trouble. 

PPS: Oh yes and I forgot to tell you.. the #1 gift to give your sweetie for Valentine's is a NEW HOME.  Just thought I would throw that in there :)